Pythogoras the Cat

This is something I made around 2 years ago about the thoughts of my (imaginary) cat. Its name was Pythogoras. I was meaning to write about him a lot, but somehow that never caught on. Anyhow, enjoy.

Dear Diary,

Kaneel forgot to give me breakfast and lunch today!! I was really hungry, i went and mewed never him for like 2hours, but he was so caught up breathing, that he ignored me! So I went into the kitchen and placed on the counter was a big...humongous, APPLE! I ran towards it. I sunk my teeth into it, but ALAS! the apple was rock hard. So i scanned the kitchen for something that could cut up the apple. And guess what my eyes fell onto.. yes! that's right! A leaf! I tried to cut the apple, but it resisted the awesome sharpness of my apple. So i searched for something else to eat, there was a bone in the sink. I jumped to get the bone, but sadly I missed and landed on the knife holder. I "ACCIDENTLY" swallowed a knife. And just at that very moment! Kaneel started to notice me. He came in and scolded me for who knows what! Something about a suicide thing and a spiders web or whatever. So... I had a bad day.

Bye bye diary.