Laughter Time: Part 1

I have been writing some philosophical articles lately. I think it’s time to write an article that would make you laugh (hopefully). Laughter is the best medicine, they say. Laughter improves your heart health and boosts your immunity. It can help you to come out of depression and bad moods. So, it’s time for some laughter. Please keep reading…….

He was a famous singer and once visited a new city to give a performance . He had a bad throat and wanted to get it cured immediately as had to perform the next day. He got the address of a doctor and went to his home and knocked the door. It was a bit late at night. Doctor’s wife opened the door. Since his voice was affected, he said in a low husky voice, “ Is the Doctor In? “ She said in an equally low voice, “ no, come on in quickly”.

The lady grammar teacher to the student: “I am beautiful” what tense it is”

                                                         Student: “past tense ”

Teacher: The future tense of marry?

Student: Divorce

The patient was lying on the operating table. He was utterly panic stricken and his whole body was trembling out of fear. He said, “ Doctor, this is the first time I am undergoing a surgery, I am nervous”. The doctor immediately replied, see me Mister, it’s first time for me also to perform a surgery. Am I nervous?”

There was a dumb man who went for shopping. He asked the shop keeper, I want to know the price of this Television’. The shop keeper said, No, I won’t tell you, go away”. The dumb man had no clues why this shop keeper didn’t tell the price to him. He liked that Television so much that he went in disguise to the same shop the next day. He asked the same question, “I wanna buy this Television, please tell me the price”. Hey, I know you are in disguise, I won’t tell you, go away. He was totally shocked and asked him how he found him out and why he didn’t tell the price to him. He said,’ you fool, it’s a microwave oven”.

She: what is aim in life?

He: I want to become a famous doctor like my dad.

She: Oh, is your dad a famous doctor?

He: No, he also wanted to become a famous doctor.

Are you a humorous person? People would love to hang around with humorous persons. Humorous persons can make the people around them happy. Normally humorous people are good natured and soft hearted. If you can’t make others laugh, you should at least be able to laugh at good jokes.

Bottom line: Laughter is certainly good for your physical and mental health. It’s good to watch some comedy programs on Television like "Two and half man" and read a few jokes occasionally. I hope you enjoyed the jokes. Thanks for reading.

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