Funny Wrestling Valentine's Day Poems

Editor's note: These are poems that are real funny.

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #1

Roses are red,

Black Eyes become blue,

Wade Barrett is the next World Heavyweight Champion,

And I agree on this.

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #2

John Cena and Eve Torres are in trouble,

Because they kissed last night.

They made Zack Ryder upset,

And now the King of Broskis need some love!

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #3

For Valentine's Day, Teddy Long gives his lady friend Aksana a match,

A match against Natalya Neidhart.

Natalya beats Aksana,

And get's a kiss from her man, Tyson Kidd.

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #4

Justin Gabriel needs something,

Something good.

I wish I could,

But, Cody Rhodes can.

What is it?

A shot for the Intercontinetal Championship!

That would be a nice Valentine's Day gift for Justin Gabriel!

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #5

On this Valentine's Day,

One thing that I wish for,

I wish for a very nice tweet,

From either Wade Barrett or Justin Gabriel.

It would make my day. 

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #6

On this Valentine's Day,
I wish to all my fellow Wrestling fans to have a happy one.
Despite that you don't have one,
You have your favorite wrestler. 

Valentine's Day Wrestling Poem #7

To this Valentine's Day,

Let's hope this would be great,

When our favorite wrestlers will have a great match,

And make us fans real happy!