Prince Charming and I had been dating for just barely over 3 months and things were going splendidly. That same day my friends and I were having a silly discussion about having to fart when you’re with your boyfriend. We were chatting about our individual techniques and skills on how to avoid the ghastly matter. Later, that day I was chatting with my Prince Charming on the phone and as I was thinking about the earlier discussion I had with my friends I decided to ask him, “Babe do I fart in my sleep?” He took a long pause, and finally replied with “Baby, I don’t want to answer that.” At that point I knew immediately that my fate had been determined, so I responded to him with: “So that means yes, doesn’t it?” He let out a sigh with his answer: “ Yesssss.” I started laughing, out of not knowing how else to react, I mean my god we had only been dating for 3 months, farting is something that is intended only for after marriage, when you know that the deal has been sealed! “Oh my god” I thought to my self; How am I going to handle this one? Does it happen very often? I asked reluctantly. “Baby” He said. “I don’t want to remember it.” I continued to laugh out of discomfort. But, then I realized a few things, that
A. He didn’t tell me.
B. He didn’t break up with me.
C. Life went on as if it never happened.
So, while I was mortified for a good 5 minutes. I realized that he still loved me and all was well. And this is my final conclusion of the matter. These things happen. No girl EVER wants this to happen but I’m quite sure it happens more frequently than we think. And finally, I decided to make the best out of this horrible situation and declared to myself that, this as a hurdle that I jumped within my relationship. It’s a hurdle I didn’t think I was quite ready to climb over just yet, but I made it and everything is fine. It wasn’t a very big deal. At the end of the conversation we had I said to him: “So, you must really love me huh?” To which he responded: “ Yes, baby I do, very much.” I’m not saying that farting in front of your significant other is a good thing, but it certainly isn’t the end of the world. And if anything, If he truly is the one for you and it’s meant to be, he’ll accept you for it, forget about it, and it will make your love stronger. Bottom line though “Try not to make a habit out of it!!!”